“Umm Mum? Don’t cook my tea, okay? I’m going to space. Don’t worry, actually, I’ll bring you back some cheese and some sweeties.”
“I’m just climb into my rocket here, so I can SHOOOOOT up the chimney.”
“STAND BACK Mum, this is for brave childrens only.”
“I’m just locking up… Actually… this is a bit tricky…”
“Can I have a sandwich?”
“We’re on de Moooooooon! Ermmm… Is the moon actually scary, mum?”
“A HALIEN!!!!!!!! [translation - alien] ARGHHHH! Quick Mum! Let’s go home!”
There’s nowt better than a box, right?