The Truth About Baby ‘Poo


Eurgh, no! Not that kind…. SHAMpoo. Honestly, what kind of a girl do you think I am? I’ve just washed (‘bathed’ sounds all wrong for a process that left me soaked through… ‘water wrestled’?) I’ve just water-wrestled the boy into some semblance of cleanliness before bed and remembered a whole area of expenditure I left off ‘The Rules’ but eagle eyed readers … Read more

FOK Takes The Revolution To Latitude, The Telegraph And Kids Parties (DIY: Superhero Capes)


It’s been a strange summer so far. For the past month or so I have mostly… been thinking that perhaps we should have given John a more radical name. It started at Latitude, where our mostly naked baby ran around in the dust between the trees alternately shouting: “Let’s see the whittling man!” and, slightly … Read more