4 people
6 days and nights
1 cottage
1 stream
1 brave swim
100′s of welly splashes/stone throwing/leaf netting visits to the stream
£300
0 internet connection
0 phone reception
0 landline
0 TV
5 cars a day passing on the track outside
4 rain storms
12 sunny spells
4 beaches
100s of amazing views
13 walks
3 tantrums
1 attempted leap over a cliff
6 open fires
2 fresh lobsters, bought from ‘Fish Mabel, down the little alleyway, next to The Shop’, pulled from the sea that morning by Mabel’s son
1 beautiful beef joint
1 river trout
3 fresh crab sandwiches
1 rack of lamb
4 full fry up breakfasts
1 million ice creams
6 evenings of hearing only owls, the stream and creaking trees
6 mornings of waking up to birdsong, the stream and creaking trees
1 accidental encounter with a naked hippy in a bobble hat
2 finished books
4 layers of woolies (often)
4 revived minds
4 healthy bodies (discounting the ice cream, the cakes, the 2 tonne mountain of cheese
(You can see more of where we went here. This isn’t a sponsored post, it was just honestly the best British holiday I’ve ever been on.)